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A little corporate humor

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he too, sporte... [cały ->]

Buying the Farm...

A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees. He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this ... [cały ->]

Height Problems

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said: "Go visit the Dwarve... [cały ->]

I knew it was true...I knew it!

Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :) From the New England Journal of Medicine: Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his li... [cały ->]

Insurance Claim

(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345 Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016 Dear Sir: This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a more detailed explanation concerning my recent... [cały ->]

Lost Fingers

A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fing... [cały ->]

New Suit

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for tha... [cały ->]

OUCH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!... [cały ->]

Pirate and Lost Body Parts

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We were... [cały ->]

Preparing for a Mammogram

The Mammogram This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast. Mammograms require your breasts to do gymnastics. If you have extremely agile breasts, you should do fine. Most breasts however, pretty much... [cały ->]

Riddle me this!

Take the test...NO CHEATING! What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YO... [cały ->]

Smarter

This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural select... [cały ->]

The snoring stopper!

A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed... [cały ->]

Viagra ingredients revealed!

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discoved the secret ingredients to Viagra! VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2% ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C ...and . . . . . . . . . . . . .... [cały ->]

JokesGalore defines farts!

Here's a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone asks, "what was that?", you can now explain! Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occup... [cały ->]

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