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So old...
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.... [ca³y ->]
Viagra
Question: Why did they give the old man viagra every night before bedtime in the nursing home? Answer: So he wouldn't roll out of bed!... [ca³y ->]
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!... [ca³y ->]
What do you get...
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A DICTATOR!! ... [ca³y ->]
Women's Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.... [ca³y ->]
A black and a white guy in heaven
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they could go... [ca³y ->]
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach. The first one says "Earthling take me to your leader!... [ca³y ->]
And you thing you have it bad!
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!" Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!" Then the dick s... [ca³y ->]
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that." "Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist." So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was strip... [ca³y ->]
As Long As A Cat's Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than that cat's tail." A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured. But when the bartender begins the second me... [ca³y ->]
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, ... [ca³y ->]
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'' He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'' 'Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''... [ca³y ->]
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So she drives ... [ca³y ->]
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife.... [ca³y ->]
Don't Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of th... [ca³y ->]
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