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Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!... [ca³y ->]
Best Thing Out of...
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!... [ca³y ->]
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis? you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!... [ca³y ->]
Confucious say: Man who go to bed.......
Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.... [ca³y ->]
Confucius Joke
Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.... [ca³y ->]
Dumb Part
What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.... [ca³y ->]
Emersom
Guy-Knock, Knock Girl-Who's there? Guy-Emersom Girl-Emersom who? Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!... [ca³y ->]
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!... [ca³y ->]
Hello
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax? A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!... [ca³y ->]
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts. Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. Incredibly, he appear... [ca³y ->]
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, "Aaaaaahhh!!!"... [ca³y ->]
Relativity
Don't try to understand the theory of relativity. Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.... [ca³y ->]
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other? A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"... [ca³y ->]
Small
Q.What are three, two letter words that describe small? A. Is it in?... [ca³y ->]
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't? Snowballs!... [ca³y ->]
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