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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 04. -You shrink in cold water. 05. -You never get a haircut. 06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 07. -You... [cały ->]

21 types of pissers!

21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy i... [cały ->]

5 Good Reasons Not To...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. You live between two nuts. 4. An asshole lives behind you. 5. When you get excited, you throw up and then you faint.... [cały ->]

Confucious Say

Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop w... [cały ->]

Crushing a man's ego real fast!

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man... 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and y... [cały ->]

How to Blow your money !!

One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife asked were have u been all day, he said to get a tattoo on his penis. The wife asked why? He said so u can stay home and blow money!!... [cały ->]

If men had a vagina

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without... [cały ->]

Nudist jokes!

Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time. Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.... [cały ->]

The Dump List

The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with... [cały ->]

Top ten things men would do if ...

TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's ... [cały ->]

Top ten things women would do ...

TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a... [cały ->]

Top10 Viagra Slogans

* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight * Viagra, Home of the whopper * Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em * Viagra, Strong enough for a man, b... [cały ->]

Ways to tell someone their fly is open

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows on your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your sol... [cały ->]

5 lbs of fat

How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.... [cały ->]

Aliens

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space? ET - The extra testicle!... [cały ->]

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