Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde
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Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant... [ca³y ->]
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.... [ca³y ->]
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee.... [ca³y ->]
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!... [ca³y ->]
Wet Shift
How do you know when a blonde drove your car? The gear shift is wet!!... [ca³y ->]
What do ya call...
What do you call a blonde in a freezer? A frosted Flake!... [ca³y ->]
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.... [ca³y ->]
Window Seat
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.... [ca³y ->]
Yet another blonde joke...
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear!... [ca³y ->]
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!... [ca³y ->]
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.... [ca³y ->]
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor.... [ca³y ->]
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