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Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde

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Brunette's Mating Call

Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"... [cały ->]

Butter and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.... [cały ->]

Cattle Herders

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!... [cały ->]

Choo-Choo!

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks? Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!... [cały ->]

Common With Computer

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.... [cały ->]

Computer use of a blonde!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!... [cały ->]

Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.... [cały ->]

Driver's Test

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.... [cały ->]

Few Gymnasts

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.... [cały ->]

First Thing After Sex

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.... [cały ->]

Flying!

Why did the blond jump off the bridge? A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..... [cały ->]

Frying Pan

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.... [cały ->]

Guy Difference

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.... [cały ->]

Hoop Earrings

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.... [cały ->]

How to break the nose of a blonde

Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!... [cały ->]

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