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Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde

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Duh!

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport? A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.... [cały ->]

Eyes closed

Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: So she could see what she looks like asleep.... [cały ->]

Favorite Wine

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... [cały ->]

Fly Buzzing

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.... [cały ->]

Good Cook

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.... [cały ->]

Green Lipstick

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.... [cały ->]

Grenade

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.... [cały ->]

Grenade pin

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!... [cały ->]

Gross Ignorance

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.... [cały ->]

Hair Up

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.... [cały ->]

Half A Brain

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!... [cały ->]

How to cut off a blonde's ears

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question. Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."... [cały ->]

Ice Fishing

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine.... [cały ->]

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