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English Lesson

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson: "All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!" All at once, young Jo... [cały ->]

He shouldn't have asked!

MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and pretty. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?" He did not unders... [cały ->]

Here's Little Johnny!

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?" A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, J... [cały ->]

Here's Little Johnny!...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was... [cały ->]

How shit happens!

In The Beginning was The Plan. And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness was upon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves, saying... "It ... [cały ->]

Howe 2 right gud

Nowe u two can rite gud! Howe two rite gud Frank L. Visco Vice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end ... [cały ->]

Human Resources Memo!

TO: All Employees FROM: Human Resources It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints rece... [cały ->]

Little boy learns arithmetic.

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?" The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" ... [cały ->]

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause t... [cały ->]

Little Johnny at School.

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally wal... [cały ->]

Little Johnny's Lessson

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions of the item, and ask the kids to guess what it was. First she said to the children "I have... [cały ->]

Mailmans Last Day

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and so... [cały ->]

Morals of Story

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. ... [cały ->]

Multi-syllable words

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!" Teacher says "All right, litt... [cały ->]

One Drink too many!

After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his ... [cały ->]

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