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The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in... [ca³y ->]
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses. Throw away ... [ca³y ->]
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look u... [ca³y ->]
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom: Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. Form a loose grip. Keep your head down. Avoid a quick backswing. Stay out of the water. Try not to hit anyone. If you are taking t... [ca³y ->]
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one. 2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!" 3. Golfer: "My wife says if I ... [ca³y ->]
Famous Sports Quotes
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1... [ca³y ->]
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden. The Warden said "Hey Sir,what ya huntin?" The man said "Ducks." The Warden said "Did ya have any luck?" He said "Got 3." ... [ca³y ->]
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear: 10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off" 9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos" 8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Mas... [ca³y ->]
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!... [ca³y ->]
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9, 8...."... [ca³y ->]
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko.... [ca³y ->]
Hockey
Q: How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey? A: There's a 'face-off' in the corner.... [ca³y ->]
Magic Johnson on rollerblades...
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades? ROLLAIDS!... [ca³y ->]
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common? A: They all killed the Browns!... [ca³y ->]
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game? There was to much "Moss" in it!... [ca³y ->]
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