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Angielskie dowcipy / Sex

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The Lesbians

What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet.... [cały ->]

The talking banana

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?? A: Why the hell are you shaking, shes gonna eat me!... [cały ->]

TV Rubbish

I absolutley hate sex on the television..... I keep falling off!... [cały ->]

Ultimate rejection!

What is the ultimate rejection? When you are masterbating and your hand falls asleep!... [cały ->]

Virgin

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float.... [cały ->]

What do you call a...

What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root.... [cały ->]

What Do You Get When...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so tall.... [cały ->]

What is the...

Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!... [cały ->]

What's the difference...

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb!... [cały ->]

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits. What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One's tryin to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...... [cały ->]

Whats the square root of 69?

Whats the square root of 69? ANSWER -- EIGHT something... [cały ->]

Who's job is it?

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties? Self-employed!... [cały ->]

Whorehouse

Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day? A. Beat it - we're closed.... [cały ->]

Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?

Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.... [cały ->]

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