Angielskie dowcipy / Sex
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes... .. Must be a rubber tree...... [ca³y ->]
Hollow
Why can't a ghost have sex?? Because he has a hollow weenie!... [ca³y ->]
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.... [ca³y ->]
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.... [ca³y ->]
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.... [ca³y ->]
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard??? You can go to sleep with the light on!!!... [ca³y ->]
Makeout Point
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine. "Ex... [ca³y ->]
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.... [ca³y ->]
Monica's Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food? A: Cream of sum young guy.... [ca³y ->]
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes? Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....... [ca³y ->]
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip, man, its all in the grip!... [ca³y ->]
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.... [ca³y ->]
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"... [ca³y ->]
Safe Sex
Safe Sex Saves Souls So Screw Someone Special Soon... [ca³y ->]
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.... [ca³y ->]
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