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Bud the stud!

How can you compare a Budweiser to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!... [cały ->]

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.... [cały ->]

Driving in the Fog and...

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!... [cały ->]

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms. Sex with a prosti... [cały ->]

Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex

Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would work better the other way around. ." 48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?" 47. "Damn, that's complicated." 46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow." 4... [cały ->]

Best Pickup Lines I've Used

The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays? I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it looks lik... [cały ->]

Brand Name Condoms

Which condom would you use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vit... [cały ->]

A Hookers Life

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."... [cały ->]

Australian Kiss

Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under.... [cały ->]

Baby Birds

You know that Stork's bring babys of course. What kind of bird defiantly does not bring babys? Swallows!... [cały ->]

Backwards Panties

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out.... [cały ->]

Chocolate is better than sex!

20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex! 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are dr... [cały ->]

Condom Brands

Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones... [cały ->]

Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. ... [cały ->]

Condom Sponsors!

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks: Nike Condoms: - Just do It Toyota Condoms: ... [cały ->]

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