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Brotherly Love

There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them had a date for it. So one day, the girl approaches her brother and says "Hey, you got a date... [cały ->]

Define Confusion?

Q: How do you define confusion? A: Father's Day in Harlem Q: Now define utter confuion? A: A blind lesbian in a fish market.... [cały ->]

Going to the Doctors

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctors. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to have to run a few more tests", the doctor said "I'm going ... [cały ->]

Good boys

Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day. She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're 18." Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars full!... [cały ->]

Happy Birthday...yech!

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says... [cały ->]

Here kitty kitty kitty

This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she canâ??t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says â??they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happensâ?. So she does and the next morning come back... [cały ->]

Hikers meet headhunters

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter. The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the fore... [cały ->]

Hooker Progress

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! I don't think I can stay in business at tho... [cały ->]

Horny Nurses!

3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection. The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it. The second nurse says "aye, so am I, shame to let it go... [cały ->]

In an elevator!

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." T... [cały ->]

In your Face!!!

A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him. The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car. To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!... [cały ->]

Oh Baby!

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no ... [cały ->]

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On the Menu today! A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: --------------------------------- Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50 Hand Job $10.00 --------------------------------- Checking hi... [cały ->]

Penis holding

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point,I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity,but I was wondering ... [cały ->]

Rude Nusery Rhymes!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Said fuck him! - he's only an egg! Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!... [cały ->]

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