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Angielskie dowcipy / Rude

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Really, really rude!

What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home? Sucks down a cold one!... [cały ->]

Shouting during sex

Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.... [cały ->]

The two condoms...

Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar. One looks at the other and says... "You wanna go in and get shit faced?"... [cały ->]

Trip to San Francisco

Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays? The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.... [cały ->]

What do you call...

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry.... [cały ->]

What do you...

What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment? Po-pouri!!!... [cały ->]

What is Green, Slimy...

What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermits Dick... [cały ->]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with ... [cały ->]

Apples for sale...

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" ... [cały ->]

At the blood donor clinic

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. ... [cały ->]

Bad Lauguage Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children stood nearby. Social worker - "We ... [cały ->]

Bathroom?

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us!" Things start getting heat... [cały ->]

Bear Hunting

One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with" The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, "This gun is perfect for any dee... [cały ->]

Blind man sniffs wood

A blind man applies for a job at a saw mill. The owner interviewing him asks him what kind of a job he is interested in. The blind man says "Inspecting wood." The owner laughs and says "But you're blind!" The blind man replies, "Test me! I can... [cały ->]

Blowing Chunks!

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!" And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!... [cały ->]

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