Angielskie dowcipy / Rude
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Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same t... [ca³y ->]
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick." Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, t... [ca³y ->]
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads: Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing - "yet". Q: How do you play Talibutthe... [ca³y ->]
WARNING: These are RUDE
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother. Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ... [ca³y ->]
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What's the difference between a Catho... [ca³y ->]
Can't do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large boul with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience. One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped in his tracks. "G... [ca³y ->]
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis? Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!... [ca³y ->]
Friends
Q: Why are gay guys never lonely? A: They have friends up the ass.... [ca³y ->]
Gay Basher
Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer? A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!... [ca³y ->]
Gays in a bar
How do you get four gay guys to sit at one stool? Turn it upside down!... [ca³y ->]
Have you ever seen...
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic? Just look at your drivers license!... [ca³y ->]
How to make an ugly baby...
Q: What sexual position do you us to make an ugly baby? A: Ask your parents.... [ca³y ->]
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.... [ca³y ->]
Lesbian
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well-hung!!... [ca³y ->]
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio? A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...... [ca³y ->]
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