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More of the world's shortest books!
A new list of the "World's Shortest Books": STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED -by Elizabeth Taylor BEAUTY SECRETS -by Janet Reno HOME BUILT AIRPLANES -by John Denver DOWN HILL SKIING -by Sonny Bono HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL -by Dan Marin... [ca³y ->]
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...When, in the presence of other people, y... [ca³y ->]
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one! I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Are your parents cousins? Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not but... [ca³y ->]
Very Offensive Space Shuttle Jokes
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish." Q: What does NASA stand for? A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts A2: Need Another Shuttle Also Q: Did you know why there was only one blac... [ca³y ->]
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!... [ca³y ->]
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.... [ca³y ->]
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls? Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.... [ca³y ->]
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left it.... [ca³y ->]
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.... [ca³y ->]
Gold medal
What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded!... [ca³y ->]
Helen Keller
How Did Helen Keller's mother punish her when she was bad? She moved the furniture around.... [ca³y ->]
Helen Keller
How do you confuse the heck out of Helen Keller? You glue doorknobs to the walls.... [ca³y ->]
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane? She tried to read a stucco wall.... [ca³y ->]
Helen Keller's Baby
Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby? She could find it!... [ca³y ->]
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Toss in your laundry.... [ca³y ->]
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