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Angielskie dowcipy / Redneck

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Have you ever seen a Ghost?

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of th... [cały ->]

HillBilly Memories

There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview. "Sir, I a... [cały ->]

His first church visit!

After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, "Reverend, that was the be... [cały ->]

Kentucky Kid

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad... "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so?" "Why that's because your from Kentucky son." The dad responses. The next day the kid gets home f... [cały ->]

Killed Your Rooster!

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farme... [cały ->]

Redneck Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Sout... [cały ->]

Secret Gov't Project Revealed...

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to det... [cały ->]

Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck. The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, "What are those thangs?" The driver says, "Those are golf tees". ... [cały ->]

The dead redneck!

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for. Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, Yup, ... [cały ->]

The Origin of Chapstick

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..... [cały ->]

Whom Do You Trust?

A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your... [cały ->]

Girlfriend

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.... [cały ->]

Hillbillies

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!... [cały ->]

'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung b... [cały ->]

Arkansas Vasectomy

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vase... [cały ->]

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