Angielskie dowcipy / Political
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Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school? Answer: She sucked as an intern!... [ca³y ->]
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to security reasons, they can't tell us her name!... [ca³y ->]
Clinton
What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter? One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!... [ca³y ->]
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!... [ca³y ->]
Clinton's Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother? Monica swallowed him!... [ca³y ->]
Hillary and...
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common? A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"... [ca³y ->]
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our guide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someone liked the name the "Oral Office" better!... [ca³y ->]
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house? Swallowing the leader!... [ca³y ->]
Oval office
What is green has four legs and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The pool table in the oval office!... [ca³y ->]
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this? Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!... [ca³y ->]
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting more women on his staff.... [ca³y ->]
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica? She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.... [ca³y ->]
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.... [ca³y ->]
Royal Greetings?
What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!... [ca³y ->]
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton? A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!... [ca³y ->]
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