Angielskie dowcipy / Political
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Presidential election
Al Gore's wife held a press conference today at the White House where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Al, and wearing no panties. Astounded reporters asked what the ... [ca³y ->]
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen ... [ca³y ->]
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman... Of course he was referring to Hillary!... [ca³y ->]
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but ... [ca³y ->]
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House, Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse. The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care, for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there. As Chelsea was n... [ca³y ->]
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of di... [ca³y ->]
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give... [ca³y ->]
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his sec... [ca³y ->]
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room? 100 people that don't do dick!!... [ca³y ->]
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new national anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"... [ca³y ->]
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike? A: Insert Bill here.... [ca³y ->]
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean." Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?" "No," says Monica. "Mustard!"... [ca³y ->]
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K? One got his head blown off in the back of a limouzine & the other got assasinated.... [ca³y ->]
Bill's Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!... [ca³y ->]
Bill's Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone? To play his WhoreMonica... [ca³y ->]
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