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Big mix-UP

One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary. The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religiou... [cały ->]

Bill and Hillary...

Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't believe this has happened. She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediat... [cały ->]

Bill Clinton in Hell

Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity. They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to esca... [cały ->]

Bill Clinton's Song

Bill's Song This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music" The Bill Clinton version: My Favorite Things Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls... [cały ->]

Clinton Bridge

What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first. They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel. How will Clint... [cały ->]

Clinton Fart

Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks. First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he ... [cały ->]

Clinton's Clock

Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please com... [cały ->]

Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary

Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea, "My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanf... [cały ->]

Hilary Clinton lets one rip

Janet Reno and Hilary Clinton were engaging in typical girl talk. Hilary told Janet how lucky she was not having men make unwanted advances towards her, and that she never knew where Bill's pecker was the night before. Janet Reno remarked that just b... [cały ->]

Hillary and Bill again!

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity g... [cały ->]

Interview with Hillary

Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her "Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?", and she said "Well, close but no cigar."... [cały ->]

Monica at the Dry Cleaners

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to the Dry-Cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard of hearing. Monica said,"I need this dress cleaned." The man said, "Come again?" Monica replied, "No,... [cały ->]

Monica Counters Clinton

AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial: "I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that ... [cały ->]

Panties

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. "Oh those," Replied th... [cały ->]

Post Election Toast

The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known. The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown. So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass, I'll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!!!... [cały ->]

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