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Clinton's Address to the Nation

(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head) SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the Nation Text from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum. 10.16 P.m. ET (0216 GMT) August 17, 1998 Good evening. This afternoon in this ro... [cały ->]

The Difference Is ..

What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!... [cały ->]

The President

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning? To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!... [cały ->]

Titantic and Clinton!

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton? They know how many people have went down on the Titantic!!... [cały ->]

Where does Bill Clinton have sex?

Where does bill clinton have sex? - In the oral office.... [cały ->]

White House

Why is the White House called the White House? Answer: Sperm ain't purple!... [cały ->]

Why does Clinton...

Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!... [cały ->]

Definitions of A Diplomat:

Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows. Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. Can always make himself misunderstood. Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans. Can convince his... [cały ->]

Democrats vs. Republicans

From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republica... [cały ->]

Great Thinkers of Our Time?

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I woul... [cały ->]

Libertarians & Anarchists

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?? Libertarians are anarchists with money. Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property. Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when the... [cały ->]

Nixon and Clinton Similarities!

"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton": Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold Sore Nixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burns Nixon: His V... [cały ->]

Politically Correct Terms

New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--vis... [cały ->]

Two Cow Defined (Classic)

DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWS FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care... [cały ->]

AirForce 1

When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom: "The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position."... [cały ->]

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